The Story of the Hypnotic Writing Monkey

I just read a story from Joe Vitale that I
thought you would enjoy. I cracked up!

He said:

"A monkey could swipe my material and write
a cash-pulling sales letter, email, blog...
or any marketing message.

The only condition is the monkey needs to be
able to read.

I'll prove it to you.

Right now I have no idea how to write this
article called: "How to Easily Use My
Hypnotic Marketing Material to Get Gloriously
Rich."

So, in this case, I'M the monkey.

Now follow my path....

I grab my material and flip through it --
which is what I'm doing right now -- and I
spot a phrase...

"You don't realize it, but in the next few
minutes you're going to learn..."

I add to that phrase something my monkey mind
gives me, "...how to get people to do your
bidding by using this amazing collection of
hypnotic marketing materials."

I now have this: "You don't realize it, but
in the next few minutes you're going to learn
how to get people to do your bidding by using
this amazing collection of hypnotic marketing
materials."

There, I just wrote a good line. Any monkey
could do it, as long as said monkey can type.

If you're like me, you'll probably want another
example.

Stop!

Did you notice that "If you're like me..." is
one of the hypnotic lines from my material?

It is.

It's in the Hypnotic Writing Swipe File.

My monkey mind found it and used it.

And "Stop!" is from there, too.

I saw it and tossed it into the above paragraph.

Made you look, didn't it?

Here's a fact for you: Any man, woman, child
or monkey can flip through these pages and
find words, phrases, and complete sentences
to help them lead and control the minds of
their readers.

Hey! Did you catch what I did? The phrase
"Here's a fact for you..." is also from the
Hypnotic Writing Swipe File. It's a way to
assume logic without having any.

It works.

And did you notice that "Hey!" grabbed your mind?

It, too, is from this collection. It's a
powerful yet simple tool for practically
yelling out your reader's name in a crowded
room.

It GRABS attention.

Are you beginning to see how you can use this
material?

Think about making use of this collection of
hypnotic material and you'll begin to feel
real power.

And did you notice that "Think about making
use of..." is yet another golden nugget from
swiped from the Hypnotic material?

Yes, a monkey with typing and reading skills
just might be able to write a good letter,
email, blog, or any kind of marketing piece
with this amazing collection of tried and
true hypnotic words and phrases.

But more importantly, since YOU are smarter
than any monkey, by the time you finish reading
this material you will be able to take these
words and phrases and weave them into hypnotic
letters, emails, blogs, and ads that get people
to act on your commands and suggestions.

Stop! Note "by the time you finish reading..."
is ALSO from this priceless bag of tricks!

Can you see why I'm so excited!

As you study every word of this material you
will become amazed at how easy it will be
for you to start writing your own hypnotic
marketing messages.

(I can't resist. "As you study every word of
this book you will become..." is also swiped
from there too. This is becoming way too easy.)

But let me confess something:

(Yes. "Let me confess..." is a hypnotic phrase.)

The Hypnotic Writing Swipe File has been off
the market for over 12 months now.

(as have all of my hypnotic marketing ebooks,
courses, classes, and home study courses)

But before we talk about a way you can still
get your hands on this material, consider this:

("But before..." is from the swipe file too)

The further you read into this collection, the
more you will realize why professional
copywriters and marketers always have
"swipe files."

They use them for inspiration. In this case,
I've already done ALL the leg work for you.

("The further you read into this..." is, you
guessed it, from the Hypnotic Swipe File.)

Remember when you were in high school, and you
cheated to get a passing grade? Admit it. You
did, at least once. Well, this collection is
your cheat-cheat.

("Remember when you were in high school..." is
swiped from my material too. Do you see how easy
it is to write with this collection at hand?
It's so easy I feel silly accepting money for
writing material like this for clients. But not
THAT silly.)

Have you noticed yet that I began with no idea
of how to write this article and now, with the
help of the Hypnotic Writing Swipe File
collection, I have written a very interesting
and maybe even hypnotic piece here?

("Have you noticed yet that..." is from this
fantastic swipe file, too.)

So here you are. You're holding dynamite. Do you
light it and throw it in a field to watch the
dirt blow up, or do you light it and throw it
where you know lay hidden gold?

FACT: The choice is yours. Use this material wisely.

("FACT" is swiped, too.)

As this email concludes, you are about to learn
the startling news that just today I released a
limited edition 8th Anniversary Edition of
my 3-Step "Hypnotic Marketing Formula"...

And I'm announcing the HUGE news that everyone
who invests in it today will also get the
same Hypnotic Writing Swipe File I used to write
this email. (which has sold for $197 in the past)

You don't pay $197.

You don't pay anything for this powerful
Hypnotic Swipe File.

It's your free - today only, when you get in on
the 8th Anniversary celebration of my proprietary
3-Step Hypnotic Marketing Formula.

Of course, you'll want to get in on this today
before it's gone:
Click Here


Go for it.

Dr. Joe Vitale


PS.

You are still reading this, aren't you?

You really don't need any more proof that
this works, do you?

Consider this...

My objective was to make you read this entire
text. Thus far, you've read 99% of this 1,030
word word message, right? In writing this text,
I simply planted a few hypnotic phrases,
suggestions, and copy connectors that I swiped
right from the Hypnotic Writing Swipe File.

When was the last time you read 55 paragraphs
of something that you never intended on reading?

That you did exactly what I suggested is
indisputable proof that these hypnotic writing
methods truly deliver on the goods!

Wouldn't you like to start using these easy
and powerful methods for yourself, starting
now?

There are only a limited number of these special
edition packages of the 8th Anniversary Edtion
of Hypnotic Marketing today at: Click Here